I was going to post this yesterday and forgot. Enjoy ( Read more... )

Q. What do a policeman getting off an airplane and a disease have in common?

A. Swine flew!

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A man was recently flying to New York. He decided to strike up a conversation with his seat mate. "I've got a great policeman joke. Would you like to hear it?"

"I should let you know first that I am a policeman."

"That's okay. I'll tell it really slow!"

From Arcamax